Furl the mains'ls, batten down the hatches, and deploy the sea anchor, bosun Sidney... there be squalls ahead! Aye, mateys, we've got a tropical storm right offshore... and if you're a pirate like me then you know what that means: Break out the rum, crisps, and dip, because it's hurricane-party time! (Yes, Captain Jack knows that a tropical storm is technically not QUITE a hurricane, but that could change at any moment, so it's best to be prepared just in case... it's known as preemptive partying... a classic pirate tactic!)
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