Name: Jessminder "Jessie" Jamieson
Rank: Chief Box Inspector
Ethnicity: Tuxedo
The thing about boxes is, you never know if they contain treasure until you inspect them. In the pirate world, this is very important: After all, if it weren't for treasure, we freebooters would pretty much all be greeting shoppers at Wal-Mart, flipping burgers at McDonald's, or hanging around the local Manpower office holding cardboard signs that say, "Will work halfheartedly for rum." (Not that there is anything wrong with that!) So if you command a pirate ship, as Captain Jack does, it makes good financial sense to employ a professional box inspector who takes her job seriously, and that describes our Jessie to a nicety. If a box appears from anywhere, you can count on her to seize it and inspect the living daylights out of it. Just look at the grim determination on her face... that box isn't going to get away with anything, on her watch! Now there's a crewman that Captain Jack can count on!
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